Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Joking around with mom.
Mom: when you finish that, take the recycle out please.
Me: WHY DON’T YOU GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUT FOR ONCE AND DO IT YOURSELF.
Mom: F**k you.
FAHDKKAJFKAKDLKFHAGEJKA wat. Who taught her that language
Goodnight.
One of the regulars at my work just so happened to also be a regular at the cigar lounge I like to go to with my dad. He gave me his favorite brand of cigar (Arturo Fuentes) to try. This would be really nice to have with a cup of coffee right now but unfortunately I’m working at the moment. So maybe ill have it tomorrow.
Anonymous asked
One word that comes to mind when you hear "America"
Resilient.
Anonymous asked
122 and 155: did you ever felt in love (i mean not to extremely of cause) with a boy...i mean..uhhh he got a nice body or charakter. Omg that game is fun!
122. Yes I have.
No I’m not gay so therefore I’ve never been in love with a guy.
155. And yes, keep them coming.
