Mom: when you finish that, take the recycle out please.
Me: WHY DON’T YOU GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUT FOR ONCE AND DO IT YOURSELF.
Mom: F**k you.
FAHDKKAJFKAKDLKFHAGEJKA wat. Who taught her that language
122. Yes I have.
No I’m not gay so therefore I’ve never been in love with a guy.
155. And yes, keep them coming.